I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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