She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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