Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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