Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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