so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
