Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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