But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Still dying that you shit outside
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Damn victory sex feels great
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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