His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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