I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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