I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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