you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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