apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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