Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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