It's Friday. Sex?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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