So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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