I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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