I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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