He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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