Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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