is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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