it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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