Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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