Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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