with your own penis?
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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