You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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