oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We were destined to go to rehab together
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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