You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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