can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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