Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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