..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Farmville is her only friend.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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