God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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