One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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