ugly people sure do ruin things
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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