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(210): View more from Texas

so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....

(512): View more from Texas

oh shit that had to have been awkward

(210): View more from Texas

i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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(226): View more from Ontario

i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.

(248): View more from Michigan

Ew.

(810): View more from Michigan

It takes talent let's just say that

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