i just google imaged poop.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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