needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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