What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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