friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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