my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
