Christians are straight up FREAKS
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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