I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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