Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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