Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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