Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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