question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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