it glows. i had to have it.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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