You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Boobs speak an international language.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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