yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
In America we eat man semen.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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