In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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