I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
