two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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