no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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