You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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