i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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