The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I touched a dick in church today
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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